Paris Hilton in Jail: the Music Video:

ok, now if there's any dead horse that i enjoy beating, its this one:

so anyway,
found this while on

Warning! Incredibly Harmful Virus!

If you receive an e-mail with a subject line of "Badtimes," delete it immediately WITHOUT reading it. This is the most dangerous e-mail virus yet.

  • It will re-write your hard drive. Not only that, but it will scramble any disks that are even close to your computer.
  • It will recalibrate your refrigerator's coolness setting so all your ice cream melts and milk curdles.
  • It will demagnetize the strips on all your credit cards, reprogram your ATM access code, screw up the tracking on your VCR and use subspace field harmonics to scratch any CDs you try to play.
  • It will give your ex-boy/girlfriend your new phone number.
  • It will mix antifreeze into your fish tank. It will drink all your beer and leave its dirty socks on the coffee table when there's company coming over.
  • It will hide your car keys when you are late for work and interfere with your car radio so that you hear only static while stuck in traffic.
  • Badtimes will make you fall in love with a hardened criminal.
  • It will give you nightmares about circus midgets.
  • It will replace your shampoo with Nair and your Nair with Rogaine, all while dating your current boy/girlfriend behind your back and billing their dates and rendezvous to your Visa card.
  • Badtimes will give you Dutch Elm disease.
  • It will leave the toilet seat up and leave the hairdryer plugged in dangerously close to a full bathtub.
  • It will refill your skimmed milk with whole.

It is insidious and subtle. It is dangerous and terrifying to behold.
It is also a rather interesting shade of mauve.

These are just a few signs.
Be very, very afraid.

.. don't you just hate those "FWD: VIRUS ALERT!!!!!!" emails you get from EVERYONE?
well, i for one, do.

will be back soonish.

Jasim Show - In Movie Theaters soon:

"Iraqi comedy movie inspired from the Muppet Show , Its a funny story about Jasim (Kermit the frog the Iraqi version) who wants to sell his theater after he believed that art means nothing to Iraqis these days , he met few guys who convinced him that art will never be worthless . Art is everything in life and together they can build the theater again . This can be the hilarious and the biggest Iraqi comedy film ever made . You should watch the full version that will be released very soon in theaters in Amman , Damascus , Baghdad and maybe Dubai" -- BlankCreative

hmm. i don't know if they have a license from Henson for this sort of thing, but it is funny in Arabic, real funny :D
these are the same group of ppl who dubbed into Arabic the first batch of "spoof" movies:
Starwars Ep.I, Lethal Weapon 1, and Indiana Jones 2.
so anyway, i doubt you'd understand it if you can't speak the local Iraqi dialects, suffice to say, it is funny, and the imagery while needing improvement, is good enough :)

for all the Iraqis out there, enjoy:

Have Fun while i find something good to write about:

this is some seriously funny stuff i found at
for all the geeks out there: the forth one down is a killer :))