كان د.عزت عطية رئيس قسم الحديث بكلية أصول الدين بجامعة الأزهر فجر مفاجأة حيث أباح للمرأة العاملة أن تقوم بإرضاع زميلها في العمل منعاً للخلوة المحرمة، إذا كان وجودهما في غرفة مغلقة لا يفتح بابها إلا بواسط أحدهما.
واكد عطية لـ"العربية.نت" أن إرضاع الكبير يكون خمس رضعات وهو يبيح الخلوة ولا يحرم الزواج، وان المرأة في العمل يمكنها أن تخلع الحجاب أو تكشف شعرها أمام من أرضعته، مطالباً توثيق هذا الإرضاع كتابة ورسميًا ويكتب في العقد أن فلانة أرضعت فلانًا.
Some twisted fuck (specifically Prof. Izzat Attiyah, Head of Hadeeth Department) at Azhar School of Theology -the HIGHEST religious authority for Sunnah- stated last week that a man cannot be alone with a woman in a closed room, which creates serious problems for co-workers/secretaries in the Muslim world.
yes, you read that right.
good old-timey udder-sucking.
According to Dr. Attiyah, the woman has to breast-feed the man five times, and thus he'll be related to her by "feeding" and thus will be perfectly halal for them to co-exist in the same place at the same time, still, he can marry the WOMMAAANN if He so wishes, as breastfeeding in this case would permit co-existence AND marriage.
i've followed this case all of last week and i am satisfied with the ending:
the fatwa was declared Bullshit by the Azhar, and the perverted ass-wipe was suspended from work then kicked out despite his apologies and his withdrawal of this B.S. fatwa.
you can find more details online if you want.
it'll give you another seperate fatwa from a similarly-big-shot mufti about how blessed it is to drink the Prophet's urine.
i'll only tell everyone this: the guy is obviously related to Tub Girl.
closely related. maybe he IS Tub Girl.
who's Tub Girl?
i'd include the picture itself but you'd lose your lunch. look for it yourself if you think you are tough enough.
(i havent looked for english versions, but hey, i gave you all the details you need to look for it yourself. so scoot.)
this kind of retarded crap seriously damages the whole of Azhar's (and Islam's) credibility.
this "person" is not just anyone, he is A DEPARTMENT HEAD IN AZHAR COLLEGE.
this is why i don't believe in Organized Religion(TM).
And neither should YOU.
such people are wasting oxygen which I WOULD BE BREATHING INSTEAD.
global warming? -> Izzat Attiyah.
ok, let's not tap the obvious workplace milk-tea in-the-morning jokes, let's think this over quietly:
WHAT ABOUT NON-LACTATING WOMEN?
HOW THE FUCK CAN THEY BREASTFEED?
finally, as i like to say in similar situations:
"Men have two heads, oh how blessed will be the world if but they let the larger one do the thinking"