Eight Words with two Meanings:

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that's one disgruntled lady gone and wrote this here list!


Eight Words with two Meanings:

1. THINGY (thing-ee) n.
Female...... Any part under a car's hood.
Male..... The strap fastener on a woman's bra.

2. VULNERABLE (vul-ne-ra-bel) adj.
Female.... Fully opening up one's self emotionally to another.
Male.... Playing football without a cup.

3. COMMUNICATION (ko-myoo-ni-kay-shon) n.
Female... The open sharing of thoughts and feelings with one's partner.
Male... Leaving a note before taking off on a fishing trip with the boys.

4. COMMITMENT (ko-mit-ment) n.
Female.... A desire to get married and raise a family.
Male...... Trying not to hit on other women while out with this one.

5. ENTERTAINMENT (en-ter-tayn-ment) n.
Female.... A good movie, concert, play or book.
Male...... Anything that can be done while drinking beer.

6. FLATULENCE (flach-u-lens) n.
Female.... An embarrassing byproduct of indigestion.
Male...... A source of entertainment, self-_expression, male bonding.

7 MAKING LOVE (may-king luv) n.
Female...... The greatest _expression of intimacy a couple can achieve.
Male.. Call it whatever you want, just as long as we do it.

8. REMOTE CONTROL (ri-moht kon-trohl) n.
Female.... A device for changing from one TV channel to another.
Male... A device for scanning through all 375 channels every 5 minutes.

listening to:

1. Janis Joplin - Trouble in Mind (2:56)
2. Janis Joplin - Down on Me (2:06)
3. Janis Joplin - Bye Bye Baby (2:39)
4. Janis Joplin - Ball and Chain (8:15)
5. Janis Joplin - Piece of My Heart (4:16)
6. Janis Joplin - I Need a Man to Love (4:53)
7. Janis Joplin - Summertime (4:07)
8. Janis Joplin - Try (Just a Little Bit Harder) (3:58)
9. Janis Joplin - One Good Man (4:11)
10. Janis Joplin - Kozmic Blues (4:24)
11. Janis Joplin - Raise Your Hand (2:27)
12. Janis Joplin - Tell Mama (5:48)
13. Janis Joplin - Move Over (3:42)
14. Janis Joplin - Mercedes Benz (1:47)
15. Janis Joplin - Get It While You Can (3:25)
16. Janis Joplin - Half Moon (3:53)
17. Janis Joplin - Trust Me (3:17)
18. Janis Joplin - Me and Bobby McGee (3:57)

and loving every minute of it.
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