Episode 564862: A New Post

Long time ago in a galaxy far far away..

Anyway, what can I do with my vay-kay?
So far, the usual activities have been accomplished, the playstation is desperately overheating, the electricity is playing hide&seek with me.. cell phone credits running low, no place to run no place to hide..

except the NET.

been coming to college IN MY VACATION cuz they have a DSL network here (2Mb or so THEY say) to download all the crazy stuff i found but couldnt get cuz of its size. (the Iraqi dial-up network's speed is 2Kbps at best, so there!) I spend hours trying to download -*ahem, aquire from a friend, yeah yeah- a SONG!
thing is, with only the monitor screen as my friend, i feel i'm starting to lose my verbal abilities!
ahh. what was that about monitor radiation?

has anybody seen episode 3? i'm dying to see it, i finished the game of the movie yesterday and although the cutscenes blow the plot but i'm still dying to see it. VADER RULES!

Guys -and Gals- believe me I am more mature than this, but right now i dont feel like writing one of those "OH-MY-GOD there's no electricity and the sky is RED cuz of a sandstorm" kind of posts! maybe later when i get something for my allergy. (sinuses are killing me cuz of the aforementioned dust)

so like, whats new here? anybody new? any old visitors still here? sorry if i drove you away with my lack of posting, but i didnt have anyother option, considering this is my last year in college and all that crap.

i'll try to calmly think about a meaningful post at home to post here at a later date..

I have something in mind: one time i read about this girl trying to make it out of her little town (in the states) and into the big city, she was going on about how her town is the armpit of the universe, well, HELLO! at least its not the CROTCH of the universe (aka baghdad city)

Properties of the Crotch:

1. Everybody knows about it and wants to see it, but once they're really there, they cant wait to leave.

2. Its nice from far, but up close and personal you are faced with the steamy smelly situation.

3. no matter how much effort is spent into cleaning it and making it look presentable, it always gets dirty

4. everything inside is on the take, and after they take, they p*ss on you.

5. the crotch thinks it is the MOST important thing in the world.

6. any elected official assigned to govern the crotch will resort to point 4 above.

7. The crotch is an important cross roads for many other organs.

8. all being said and done, the world still won't be the same without the crotch.

forgive my babble, i really need to think of something useful to say. its the dust i say..

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