Silent Eid

It doesn't feel like Eid here.
Gloomy and dark all over.
jets screaming over our heads way up high.
distant sounds of explosions help to draw me back to reality from the purple haze I'm constantly in...

FALLUJA:
Where is Zarqawi?

AFGHANISTAN:
Where is Bin Laden?

IT'S ANOTHER 20p "WHODUNNIT" novel.
another PHANTOM MENACE just like the WMDs they said I (and every other Iraqi) had buried in their gardens.

LIES LIES LIES.

Please tell us ONE truth:

Will this end?

SPRAY THE FALLUJIANS WITH AGENT ORANGE AND GET IT OVER WITH FOR F**K'S SAKE... DO NOT SAY THAT THE MIGHT OF THE ARMY OF THE UNITED STATES OF AMERICA CANNOT HOLD ONE GODDAMMED WATERING HOLE?
FALLUJA IS A SMALL TOWN.

OH AND ONE LAST THING:
DO NOT MAKE ANOTHER FALLUJA OUT OF MOSUL..
MESSING ONE TOWN UP IS ENOUGH..

(That was to BOTH insurgents AND U.S. Forces)

and THEN SOME.
please don't fight during the night, I want to sleep.

oh and do give us electricity for more than 2 hours, the boiler is not heating up and I REALLY need to take a bath, it is EID after all.

LIFE IS VIEWTIFUL.

AND THEN SOME.

VIEWtiful Joe vs. Falluja

VIEWTIFUL JOE

Whomever thought this game out was DEFINITELY ON CRACK!
THIS IS THE BEST GAME I PLAYED SINCE "SuperMarioBros." waaay back in the dark ages!

Honors for guiding me to this GEM go to the original NBG, the SoB (listed among my friend-sites, check it out although he's worse at updating his logs than me)

Man I saw this game laying around ages ago but thought it was JUST ANOTHER MARIO CLONE designed for kids... MAN WAS I WRONG OR WAS I WRONG?!

on another hand, i have to apologise for not updating my site, but since my phone was cut off (whomever was stealing it thought it easier to steal it ONCE AND FOR ALL than to connect and disconnect the jumper cables daily, I filed a complaint, lets hope it gets processed AFTER EID..)

oh yeah, and EID MUBARAK TO ANYONE AROUND HERE!

another thing is FALLUJA..
The U.S. forces have been pounding the snot out of falluja day in day out now, people on both sides are dying, same s**t that's been going on since ages here...
problem is, some people announcing themselves as "The Secret Army of Islam" have said that ANYone roaming the streets will BE ANNIHILATED cuz wandering around buying clothes and food while falluja is being bombed is as wrong as frequenting the local brothels or smoking weed (Which I doubt is what THEY were doing when they thought this announcement out)

The only good thing that came out of it is that there has been no college since this s**t started and there won't be till AFTER Eid or the killing fields of falluja run dry...
Means there won't be college till NEXT YEAR! YAY!

When is Eid anyway?
The Sunni (my guys) will announce it either Saturday or (more probably) Sunday according to the new moon, The Sastani Shi'a have announced it as Sunday OR Monday (a day after Sunni)
and Sadr Shi'a will probably do it on Monday or Tuesday to spite us both!
Eid will be for a WHOLE WEEK!
YAY AGAIN!

Anyways, Here's to a happy PEACFUL EID to EVERYONE..
Lets pray for a quick end to all the bloodshed that's going around
MAKE LOVE, F**K WAR.
Sorry, Ramadhan ended so I CAN SAY WHATEVER I WANT AGAIN!
Mwahahahahah.
yeah whatever
and THEN SOME!

13

Oh, and SoB:

Believe it or not, Girls ARE Evil, according to this simple mathematical relation:

Girls, as we all know, require Time AND Money, hence:

Girls = Time x Money ......... (1)

and. Time IS Money, So:

Time = Money ........ (2)

this leads to:

Girls = Money x Money ......... (3)

And, we know that Money is THE ROOT of ALL EVIL, Hence:

Girls = Evil ........ (4) !!!

Apologies to any ladies out there paying attention to my maniacal ravings!

I'll be back.





I'm back and I'm in it for life!

So there!
Feeling much better now.. Sorry for my last stupid post..
Things have been going somewhat fast around me, but now I got my s**t 2gether..
let's see what happened when I wasn't around:
Emirates Leader Sheik Zayid passed away, God have mercy on his soul..
American President G.W was Re-elected, let's hope for a quick and final resolution to all the s**t that's going around here.
Al-arabiya newsgroup building was hit by a car-bomb, that was near my grandparent's house.
Ahhh...

On a happier note: (And this was a long time coming)
THEN SOME! gladly announces that it's pride and joy, the one and only AnaRki13 (that's me) is now OFF THE MARKET! (not officially though, I still need to finish my MSc. first) so girls, better luck next time! heheheh!
Man I finally struck GOLD! After two (and a half) failed attempts at finding true love, it finally gave up and found me instead! (that's EXACTLY how it happened!)
I still wonder how an idiot such as my esteemed self came across such a jewel.. man oh man..
If it wasn't for her (and I've already said this a million times already) I wouldn't have lived this long..
All I want to say to her is:
Thank you for being you, Thank you for saving my life, Thank you for showing me the light.
It's been a year now.. I love you.


13inLove
and THEN SOME!